Jokes from our Matt

I told my wife I’m going to yoga every dayโ€ฆ
She said, โ€œThatโ€™s a stretch.โ€

 

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokeyโ€ฆ
But yoga helped me turn myself around.

 

Where do you take a yogi who falls asleep in ลšavฤsana?
The ICU. ย (Intensely Calm Unit)

 

I keep practicing yogaโ€ฆ
I just canโ€™t let it go.

 

I went to a hot yoga classโ€ฆ
Thought I was gonna die, so I got up to leaveโ€ฆ
But the teacher said, โ€œNama-stay.โ€

 

When I first started yoga, I was so out of alignmentโ€ฆ
I could barely balanceโ€ฆ
Now I stand corrected.

 

When I first started yoga, I thought it would be easyโ€ฆ
But it still poses a challenge.

 

Scheduling a yoga class with my instructor is so easyโ€ฆ
Sheโ€™s really flexible.

 

My daughter wanted to go to a yoga retreat with her friendsโ€ฆ
I said, โ€œYouโ€™re already grounded enough.โ€

 

My yoga teacher told me to try an advanced poseโ€ฆ
I said, โ€œI wouldnโ€™t hold my breath.โ€

 

My mom started yoga 10 years agoโ€ฆ
Instructor told her to find her balanceโ€ฆ
Havenโ€™t seen her since.

 

Your yoga mat says it’s time for class
Let’s roll.

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