Jokes from our Matt
I told my wife I’m going to yoga every day…
She said, “That’s a stretch.”
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey…
But yoga helped me turn myself around.
Where do you take a yogi who falls asleep in Śavāsana?
The ICU. (Intensely Calm Unit)
I keep practicing yoga…
I just can’t let it go.
I went to a hot yoga class…
Thought I was gonna die, so I got up to leave…
But the teacher said, “Nama-stay.”
When I first started yoga, I was so out of alignment…
I could barely balance…
Now I stand corrected.
When I first started yoga, I thought it would be easy…
But it still poses a challenge.
Scheduling a yoga class with my instructor is so easy…
She’s really flexible.
My daughter wanted to go to a yoga retreat with her friends…
I said, “You’re already grounded enough.”
My yoga teacher told me to try an advanced pose…
I said, “I wouldn’t hold my breath.”
My mom started yoga 10 years ago…
Instructor told her to find her balance…
Haven’t seen her since.
Your yoga mat says it’s time for class
Let’s roll.
