Jokes from our Matt
I told my wife I’m going to yoga every dayโฆ
She said, โThatโs a stretch.โ
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokeyโฆ
But yoga helped me turn myself around.
Where do you take a yogi who falls asleep in ลavฤsana?
The ICU. ย (Intensely Calm Unit)
I keep practicing yogaโฆ
I just canโt let it go.
I went to a hot yoga classโฆ
Thought I was gonna die, so I got up to leaveโฆ
But the teacher said, โNama-stay.โ
When I first started yoga, I was so out of alignmentโฆ
I could barely balanceโฆ
Now I stand corrected.
When I first started yoga, I thought it would be easyโฆ
But it still poses a challenge.
Scheduling a yoga class with my instructor is so easyโฆ
Sheโs really flexible.
My daughter wanted to go to a yoga retreat with her friendsโฆ
I said, โYouโre already grounded enough.โ
My yoga teacher told me to try an advanced poseโฆ
I said, โI wouldnโt hold my breath.โ
My mom started yoga 10 years agoโฆ
Instructor told her to find her balanceโฆ
Havenโt seen her since.
Your yoga mat says it’s time for class
Let’s roll.
